Sentenced to a fate even worse than dating Charlie Sheen is former porn star Bree Olsen, who plays Boss’s indentured sex slave/office secretary, Daisy. “More than four in 10 offenders nationwide return to prison within three years of their release,” declares prison accountant Dwight Butler (Harvey, making a mustachioed departure from his turn in the second film), before suggesting the ultimate solution to prison overcrowding, rampant violence, and medical costs.ĭesperate to please the state governor who’s about to pull the plug on his operation (Eric Roberts, in his latest B-movie role), Boss solves all of his problems by ordering a team of unlicensed surgeons to sew 500 of his unruly inmates together into one massive “Human Caterpillar.”Īt the head of this prison centipede is onetime WWF wrestler Tommy “Tiny” Lister, the imposing actor best known as Deebo from Friday and The President of the Galaxy in The Fifth Element. There are nods to Guantanamo, and a waterboarding scene involving scalding hot water. Six packed The Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence) with so much skin-crawling gore that at least one audience member fainted at its world premiere-in the seat right next to me. Six next wrote and directed a grimy UK-set sequel about a mentally-disabled Human Centipede fan (Laurence Harvey) who staples together his own grotesque assembly of copycat victims in homage to the first film. Meanwhile, the shrewd Six proved the showbiz adage that even bad buzz is good buzz: He earned himself cult shockteur status by reveling in the headlines and swiftly promised not one, but two even more controversial sequels. That polarizing horror-thriller earned notoriety from nauseated critics, even if these movies pretty much defy criticism. The shock horror threequel from Dutch filmmaker Tom Six finally completes the grand ambition borne in 2009’s The Human Centipede (First Sequence), Six’s “100 percent medically accurate” provocation about a German mad scientist (Dieter Laser) who sews his human victims end to end to create one repulsive beast connected by the same digestive tract. Welcome to the America of The Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence): One nation under God, indivisible, populated by an endless line of wretched souls stitched together ass-to-mouth.
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